Little Christmasgedicht

When the last kalendersheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing
then is everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweitshe does come the Weihnachtszeit

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business
kaufen these und jene things
and the churchturmglocke rings

Manche holen sich a "Tännchen"
when this brennt they cry "Attention"!
Rufen for the Feuerwehr"
Please come quick to löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the christmasschmaus
She is schufting, works and bakes
the hit is now her Joghurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester
"We are killed bis to Silvester!"
Then he fills the last Glas Wein
yes, this is the christmastime!

Day by day does so vergang
and the holy night does come
you can think, you can remember
this is immer in Dezember
Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running
Bing of Crosby christmas sings
while the towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
Well this is the Weihnachtstime

Baby-eyes are kugelrund
the family feels kerngesund
wenn unterm Weihnachtsbaum they´re hocking
then nothing is them ever shocking
They are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime

The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the Maus
are turning round the Weihnachtstree
they ejoy this as never nie
when hey find Kitekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton of Papi

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen kling
zum song vom grünen Tannenbaum
The Tränen running down und down
bis our mother plötzlich flennt:
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine!

ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME!